Quotes from The Series Has Landed

"Planet Express: our crew is replaceable, your package isn't." -Advertisement

"I'm never gonna get used to the thirty-first century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch?" -Fry
"Well if you don't like that, try some Archduke Chocula." -Leela

"I'm gonna be a famous hero just like Neil Armstrong and those other brave guys no one ever heard of." -Fry

"Hurry up! I wanna see the moon." -Fry
"Relax. It's open 'till nine." -Leela

"That's one small step for Fry..." -Fry
"...and one giant line for admission." -stranger in line

"C'mon, it's just like making love. Y'know, left, down, rotate sixty-two degrees, engage rotors...." -Bender

"I'm gonna go build my own theme park... with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the park!" -Bender

"Trespassers, eh?" -farmer
"No, sir. We're amusement park patrons." -Fry
"Oooh, that's a wicked sinful place. Tilt-a-whirl's okay, but the rest is mighty wicked." -farmer

"I'll go build my own lunar lander... with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack. Ah, screw the whole thing." -Bender

"I never told anybody this, but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just didn't have the grades, or the physical endurance, plus I threw up a lot, and nobody liked spending a week with me." -Fry

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