Quotes from I, Roommate

"Bachelor Chow. Now with flavor." -announcer

"Why don't you just come move in with me?" -Bender
"Really? That would be great! You sure I won't be imposing?" -Fry
"Nah. I've always wanted a pet." -Bender

"Listen, Bender, where's your bathroom?" -Fry
"Bath what?" -Bender
"Bathroom." -Fry
"What room?" -Bender
"Bathroom!" -Fry
"What what?" Bender
"Ah, nevermind." -Fry

"Hey, sexy mama. Wanna kill all the humans?" -Bender

"Well, I give up. What's the catch?" -Fry
"Oh, no catch. Although we are, technically, in New Jersey." -Real estate agent

"Y'know, Fry, of all the friend I've had, you're the first." -Bender

"Look at that five o'clock rust. You've been up all night not drinking, haven't you?" -Leela

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