Quotes from A Fishful of Dollars

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"Lightspeed briefs: style and comfort for the discriminating crotch." -announcer

"Didn't you have ads in the twentieth century?" -Leela
"Well, sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio...and in magazines...and movies, and at ballgames, and on buses, and milk cartons, and T-shirts, and bananas, and written in the sky. But not in dreams, no sirree." -Fry

"I don't get it. Who was this Ted Danson, and why would you pay $10,000 for his skeleton?" -Leela

"Maybe you can't understand this, but I finally found what I need to be happy, and it's not friends, it's things." -Fry
"I'm a thing." -Bender

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