Quotes from A Big Piece of Garbage

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"Good news, everyone. Tomorrow you'll be making a delivery to Ebola 9, the virus planet." -Professor
"Why can't they go today?"
"Because tonight's a special night, and I want all of you to be alive." -Professor

"Eureka!" -Professor
"Did you build the Smell-o-scope?" -Fry
"No. I remembered that I built one last year." -Professor

"This is a great, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus. Heh heh." -Fry
"I don't get it." -Leela
"I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all." -Professor
"Oh. What's it called now?" -Fry
"Urectum." -Professor

"I gotta be sure this isn't another scientific fraud like global warming or second-hand smoke." -Mayor

"But suppose we sent a crew to plant an explosive precisely on the fault line between this mass of coffee grounds and this deposit of America Online floppy disks." -Professor
"In theory, it could work." -General
"In theory, perhaps, but you'll never find a crew willing to take on a mission so suicidally dangerous." -Wernstrom
"Aw, jeez." -Bender

"Ahhh! We're gonna die! Right?" -Fry
"Right." -Bender
"Ahhh!" -Fry

"And so, on behalf of the entire city, I thank you Professor Farnsworth. I now present you with the Academy Prize, which we confiscated from Dr. Wernstrom after it became apparent that he was a jackass." -Mayor

"And Fry, we owe you a tremendous debt as well. Were it not for your twentieth century garbage-making skills, we'd all be buried under twentieth century garbage." -Mayor

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