Quotes from Put Your Head on My Shoulder

Hg's Fuel: Last fuel 'til you circle the planet and return here

Bender's mechanic: "Sooner or later that ass is gonna blow, and when it does I just pray you're not mooning someone you care about."

Fry: "Valentine's Day is coming? Oh, crap, I forgot to get a girlfriend again."

Amy: "Lucky I'm a member of the austro-afro-antarctico-amerasian auto association."

Bender: "Computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase 'upside your head.'"

Fry: "I'm not a one-woman man, Leela."
Leela: "You'll be back to zero soon enough."

Zoidberg: "I'm afriad your body was badly damaged in the crash."
Fry: "How badly?"
Zoidberg: "That's it over there."

Fry: "You're using an awful lot of makeup there."
Amy: "This is deodorant."
Fry: "What does it do?"

Amy: "If I ever feel lonely, I can just look over at this disfiguring scar and think of you."

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