Quotes from Mother's Day

Professor: "Good news, everyone. Several years ago I tried to log onto AOL, and it just went through. Whee! We're online."

Fry: "Well, thanks to the internet I'm now bored with sex. Is ther a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence?"
Bender: "Is the space-pope reptilian?"

Computer: "Leela, you've got mail. It's not spam!"

Leela: "Are you real, or am I seeing single?"
Alcazar: "Ow. Of course I'm real."
Leela: "After all this time, somebody else with one eye who isn't a clumsy carpenter or a kid with a BB gun."

Alcazar: "I hope you don't think less of me becuase I live in a giant castle."

Leela: "He's crude and gross and he treats me like a slave."
Fry: "Then dump his one-eyed ass."

Alcazar: "Leela, this must all be very confusing."
Leela: "A little. That's why I've decided to hurt you until you explain it."

Leela: "If you could change form, why didn't you change it in the one place that counts?"

Sardine-on-mackeral action

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