Quotes from Bender Gets Made

Bender: "Oh my God, I'm so excited I wish I could wet my pants."

Professor Farnsworth: "Oh my, that steamed carrot was a bit spicy for me."

Cop: "He's making a break for it. Get him!"
Fry: "No, no, I was just picking my nose."
Cop: "He's picking his nose. Get him!"

Bender: "One of you will have to fill in for me while I'm gone."
Professor Farnsworth: "Better yet, I'll build someone to fill in for you. Some kind of gamma-powered mechanical monsters with freeway on-ramps for arms and a heart as black as coal..."

The boss: "Get a load of ball bearings on this guy."

Bender: "You know the secret of traditional robot cooking? Start with a good high-quality oil, then eat it."

Leela: "Where were you at 10pm last night?"
Professor Farnsworth: "Where am I now?"

Bender: "Tell the Donbot I'm qutting organized crime. From now on I'll stick to the regular kind."

Taco Bellevue Hospital

Fronty's Meat Market: Not a front since 2997

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