Quotes from Mother's Day

Hermes to Bender: "What did you get her, you mushy gizmo?"

Professor: "Good news. There's a report on TV with some very bad news."

Zoidberg: "Hooray, I'm useful. I'm having a wonderful time."

Mom's son: "Hell hath no fury like the vast robot armies of a woman scorned."

Professor: "The thought of caressing that leathery hide makes the tapioca rise in my gullet"
Fry: "Professor, please, the fate of the world depends on you getting to second base with Mom."
Professor: "Very well, if cop a feel I must, then cop a feel I shall."

Fan: "Aha ha, fan beats man."

Amy: "Way to go, Professor, the plan worked."
Mom: "Plan? What plan? I thought this was a spontaneous whirlwind of hot dry sex."

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