Quotes from Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?

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Amy: "Bender, your beer belly's so big your door won't even close. And that doesn't even make sense."

Fry: "Maybe he has a parasite."
Hermes: "Maybe he is a parasite."

Bender to Zoidberg: "You're looking less nuts, crabby."

Leela: "It's amazing that your people can fall in love so fast."
Zoidberg: "Love? That word is unknown here. I'm simply looking for a female swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material."
Fry: "You and me both, brother."

Fry: "Make up some feelings and tell her you have them. Yes?"
Zoidberg: "Is the desire to mate a feeling?"

Edna: "Excuse me, I've got to powder my mouth flaps."

Edna: "Teach me to love you, squishy poet from beyond the stars."
Fry: "I'm flattered, really. If I was gonna do it with a big freaky mud bug, you'd be way up the list."

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