Quotes from The Honking
Thermostadt: Capital of the Robo-Hungarian empire
Blimpf: Hovermayor of Thermostadt "I Will Rise Again"
The Red LeBaron
Vladimir 2790-3001: Efficient Husband and Father
Prosecutron 900-B, Execu-tor & Prosecutron 900-C, Solicitors
Euro TRaSh 80
Impound Lot 136: The Happiest Place on Earth
Curse of the Were-Car (For Windows '98)
If you can read this, I ran over you!
Silver pancake, Iron blush
Crash test area. Danger: ramps.
WARNING: Very, very, very, very, very hot.
Leela: You buy one pound of underwear and you're on their list forever.
Professor: Superstitious robot mumbo jumbo.
Old robot: Mumbo, perhaps, jumbo, perhaps not.
Old robot: I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe.
Robot priest: And so we commend Vladimir's remains to the earth: filings to filings, rust to rust.
Bender: I get a good vibe from this place. Nice long dinner table, quiet well-behaved spiders, graveyars adjacent....
Bender: Oh, Lord, I'm on the verge of a nervous melt-down.
Bender: I can't keep running people over. I'm not famous enough to get away with it.
Gypsy robot: You want to die?
Bender: No, I wanna live! There's still too many things I don't own.
Leela: Well, goodnight. I'm gonna go make my dinners for the next month and freeze them.
Fry: Words. Nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ears.
Old robot: What are ye doing?
Bender: We're whaling on the original were-car, which is you, you jerk.
Old robot: Ye think me be he?
Old robot: Nee. I mean, no.
Calculon: I was all of history's great acting robots: Acting Unit 0.8, Thespo-mat, David Duchovny!
Leela: You guys distract the were-car, and I'll kill it by plugging its exhaust pipe with this silver potato.
Leela: Oh no, there's no exhaust pipe.
Project Satan: That's right. Thanks to Ed Begley Jr.'s electric motor, the most evil propulsion system ever conceived!
Were-Bender: Oh boy, I feel like a car in a candy store.
Bender: Hey, that's my last beer, you bastard. I'll kill you!
Fry: I'll kill you too, buddy, I'll kill you too.
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