Quotes from The Cyber House Rules

Fry: Mmm, the gristle in a blanket isn't half bad.
Bender: And try one of these popsicle sticks. They've absorbed quite a bit of flavor.

Leela: I guess you never really outgrow being an eyeball... oddball.

Adelai: A package is just a box until it's delivered.

Fry: Hey, why are those kids following you? Do you have candy stuck to your ass?

One of Bender's kids: Our dad is a giant toy!

One of Bender's kids: Can we have Bender burgers again?
Bender: No, the cat shelter's onto me.

Leela: Oh, Adelai, I've had a wonderful time today. No one's stared at me, or avoided staring at me, or tried to burn me. You make me feel so not weird.

Fry: What's so wonderful about Leela being normal? The rest of us aren't normal. And that's what makes us great. Like Dr. Zoidberg. He's a weird monster who smells like he eats garbage and does.
Zoidberg: Damn right.
Fry: And the professor's a senile amoral crackpot.
Professor: Oyeeaii. (waves)
Fry: Hermes is a Rastafarian accountant.
Hermes: Tally me banana.
Fry: Amy is a clutz from Mars.
Amy: Whoops. (drops her glass)
Professor: And Fry, you've got that brain thing.
Fry: I already did!

Bender: I need a calculator.
Fry: You are a calculator.
Bender: I need a good calculator.

Cop: You're under arrest for child cruelty, child endangerment, depriving children of food, selling children as food, and misrepresenting the weight of livestock.

Fry: Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything.

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