Quotes from Insane in the Mainframe

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Zoidberg: So many memories, so many strange fluids gushing out of patients' bodies....

Fry: Hey, I don't see you planning for your old age.
Bender: I got plans. I'm gonna turn my on/off switch to off.

Roberto: Geez, I've seen lines move faster in a sperm bank.

Famous Original Ray's Superior Court

Fry: I refuse to testify on the grounds that my organs will be chopped up into a patty.
Judge Whitey: Ah, the sixty-seventh ammendment.

Fry: Ow, my head! Ow, my feet! Ow, my head! Ow, my feet!
Professor: Keep your chin up.
Fry: Ow, my chin!

HAL Institute for Criminally Insane Robots

Fry: You gotta help me, Bender. How can I prove I'm human?
Bender: You could drop dead. That'd show 'em.
Fry: I don't wanna.

Fry: I'm not a robot like you. I don't like having disks crammed into me... unless they're Oreos, and then only in the mouth.

Amy: Bender, you should be more ashamed of yourself than usual.

Fry: I must be a robot. Why else would human women refuse to date me?
Leela: Oh, lots of reasons.

Leela: Okay, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.
Professor: You're going to do his laundry?

Amy: Aw, he looks like a little insane drunken angel.

Professor: Ouch! That's going to bleed when my heart beats.

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