Quotes from Time Keeps on Slipping

Leela: Your face can take a lot of punishment. That's good to know.
Fry: There's a lot about my face you don't know.

Professor: While you were gone the Trotters held a news conference to announce that I was a jive sucker.

Marv Albert: He's really showing us what a man with a cannon in his chest can do.

Leela: I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again you screwed up. Now all the planets are gonna start crackin' wise about our mommas.
Hermes: I'm just glad my fat ugly momma isn't alive to see this day.

Bubblegum: Good lord, that sucker's shakin' around like some fine imported booty.

Leela: Zoidberg!
Zoidberg: Sorry, you must have been boring.

Leela: I love his boyish charm, but I hate his childishness.

Fry: Drugs are for losers, and hypnosis is for losers with big weird eyebrows.

Fry: How did I get Leela to love me? I've got to figure it out.
Hermes: Maybe you're just a fantastic lover, Fry.
Amy: No.

Professor: Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court. I suppose I oculd part with one and still be feared.

Bubblegum: Bender, you can talk trash, you can handle the ball, but look in your heart and ask yourself: are you funky enough to be a Globe Trotter? Are you?
Bender: Yes.
Bubblegum: Are you?
Bender: I mean, with time, my funk level could...
Bubblegum: Are you?!
Bender: No.
Bubblegum: Deal with it.

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