Quotes from Amazon Women in the Mood

Zapp: There's only one surefire way back into a woman's heart and parts beyond. I speak, of course, of Karaoke.

Zapp: She's built like a steak house but she handles like a bistro.

Zapp: You win again, gravity!

Zoidberg: Muy macho. Hey, gringos, here comes El Zoido to ruin your drinking water!

Bender: Oh... your... God.

Leela: Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and reprogram it to let them go.
Bender: Maybe you can interface with my ass... by biting it.

Zapp: The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongey and bruised.

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