Quotes from That's Lobstertainment

Professor: I've been a Harold Zoid fan since back when my hips were made of bone.

Zoidberg: This letter has to be very personal, so I'm writing it in my own ink.

Final Curtain
Old Actors' Home

Star Tours
Note: bus does not leave earth

Calculon: I'm programmed to be very busy.

Zoidberg: That's where I'm meeting Uncle Zoid for lunch to discuss my Hollywood dream. The next time you see me, don't be surprised if I've eaten.

Zoidberg: Uncle Zoid, you're looking young enough to be thrown back!

Calculon: An Oscar, you say? That would get me out of this festering rats' nest called television once and for all.

Calculon: I just pray they like me half as much as I do.

La Brea Tar Pits
As seen on the tar channel

Calculon: I've seen plagues that had better opening nights than this.

Oscar Party
No losers admitted

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