Quotes from That's Lobstertainment
Professor: I've been a Harold Zoid fan since back when my hips were made of bone.
Zoidberg: This letter has to be very personal, so I'm writing it in my own ink.
Old Actors' Home
Note: bus does not leave earth
Calculon: I'm programmed to be very busy.
Zoidberg: That's where I'm meeting Uncle Zoid for lunch to discuss my Hollywood dream. The next time you see me, don't be surprised if I've eaten.
Zoidberg: Uncle Zoid, you're looking young enough to be thrown back!
Calculon: An Oscar, you say? That would get me out of this festering rats' nest called television once and for all.
Calculon: I just pray they like me half as much as I do.
La Brea Tar Pits
As seen on the tar channel
Calculon: I've seen plagues that had better opening nights than this.
No losers admitted
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