Quotes from The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz

Leela: That aerosal head spray makes your antenna smell nice...
Bender: Thank you.
Leela: ...but it's doing long-term damage to the planet.
Bender: So? It's not like it's the only one we've got.

Professor: The tanker has six-thousand hulls, so, unlike me, it's entirely leak-proof.

Professor: Being captain is about intuition and heart. A good captain can't have either one. That's why cold, logical Bender is perfect for the job.
Bender: Well, I do think of human life as expendable.

Paul: If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey, I don't wanna be right.

Give a hoot-o
Don't pollute Pluto

Leela: Bender's flying too low! And he's upside-down!
Protestor: He must be talking on a cell-phone.

Paul: Good way to avoid frostbite, folks, put your hands between your buttocks. That's nature's pocket.

Fry: Where's Captain Bender? Off catastrophizing some other planet?

Paul: It seems dark-matter is nature's sex drug. It's like a perverted trail mix of penguin estrogen, penguine Viagra and Spanish penguin fly.

Leela: Is there some way to keep them from breeding?
Paul: Cold showers don't work on Antarctic creatures.

Leela: I'm sorry, but if it's fun in any way it's not environmentalism.
Paul: Oh, really? How about blowing up dams?

Bender: I don't know why, but when I look down at their little faces it makes me want to puke... in a good way.

Bender: If it ain't black and white, peck, scratch and bite.

Bender: Life is hilariously cruel.

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