Quotes from Roswell That Ends Well

Fry: Hey, what smells like blue?

Leela: I don't know what happened, but we've taken on a lot of clocks.

Professor: We tore the universe a new space hole, all right, but it's clenching shut fast.

Truman: Are you planning to make some kind of alien/human hybrid?
Zoidberg: Are you coming on to me?
Truman: Hot crackers, I take exception to that.
Zoidberg: I'm not hearing a "no."

Professor: Let's just steal the damn radar dish and get back to our own time.
Fry: But... but won't that change history?
Professor: Oooh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-my-own-grandpa. Let's get the hell out of here already. Screw history!

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