Quotes from 30% Iron Chef

Professor: For the last time, Zoidberg, look with your eyes, not your claws!

Bender: The pie is ready! You guys like swarms of things, right?

Bender: It's over. My dream of being a chef is deader than the cat I'm sittin' on.

Professor: I've gathered you all here in the accusing parlor because one of you is a miniature shipwrecker.

Martha Stewart: In the English countryside, many prostitutes decorate their rooms with festive gourds.

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