Quotes from Where the Buggalo Roam

Professor: This is quite a large ranch you have.
Mr. Wong: 17.9 billion acres. We own entire Western hemisphere. That the best hemisphere.
Professor: It's the same on earth.

Amy: This is my sweet little Betsy. I raised her from a larva that ate one of my sweaters.

Inez Wong: I just hope he's a nice man who can make us lot of grandchildren. This not some parallel universe where you're getting any younger.

Zoidberg: By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.

Amy: Don't worry, daddy, it'll be okay.
Mr. Wong: Oh, really? Who gonna save us? One-eye? Lobster-mooch? Drunken garbage can?

Amy: Is that your camouflage reflex or are you just happy to see me?

Amy: Wait! I'm too rich to be kidnapped!

Zapp: Noseward, ho!

Zapp: Chief, my people are people of law. And that law is: no backsies.
Singing Wind: The time for stupid statements is over.

Singing Wind: We have misjudged you, green one.

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