Quotes from Godfellas


Fry: You mean we can never catch up to him? Not even if we rub the engine with cheetah blood?

Bender: Holy frijoles!

Bender: Worshippers? This oughta liven up my endless tragic voyage.

Malachi: Smite someone who deserves it for once!

Bender: Who would have known playing God could have such terrible consequences?

Leela: Fry, if I drop dead from exhaustion, make sure my body freezes in a dignified position. None of that huddled-over-for-warmth crap.

Monk: You see, the telescope is also an amplifying transmitter.
Leela: Sort of like a giant karaoke machine?
Monk: Not really. Would you like to see our giant karaoke machine?
Leela: Not really.

Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.

Monk: Let us out! We cooked our shoes in the dryer and ate them. Now we're bored.

Leela: This is, by a wide margin, the least likely thing that has ever happened.

God: When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.


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