Scary robot nanny: Sleep little dumpling, I have replaced your mother.

Bender: Oooh, I love that old bat.

Bender: When I screamed "help," I didn't mean you.
Robot 1X: I apologize. However, I was able to do your job before I saved your life.

Bender: Curse you, merciful Poseidon!

Bender: Boy, what is the deal with the ocean?

Sinclair 2K: Why would you want to watch TV when you can watch a snail crawl for hours on end?
Bender: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Bender: The modern world can bite my splintery wooden ass!

Leela: Great, now we're being crushed.

Bender: Save my friends... and Zoidberg!