Leela: Do you two have to imitate everything you see on TV?
Cubert: Um, we're twelve, so, yes.
Caculon: That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer!
Hermes: Bedner, eh? That guy's really startin' to twist my dreds.
Bender: You're watching Futurama, the show that does not advocate the cool crime of robbery.
Bender: Bender should not be allowed on television!
Bender: Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?