Quotes from Bender Should Not Be Allowed On TV

Leela: Do you two have to imitate everything you see on TV?
Cubert: Um, we're twelve, so, yes.

Caculon: That was so terrible, I think you gave me cancer!

Hermes: Bedner, eh? That guy's really startin' to twist my dreds.

Bender: You're watching Futurama, the show that does not advocate the cool crime of robbery.

Bender: Bender should not be allowed on television!

Bender: Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

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