Quotes from Jurassic Bark

Bender: Interesting! No, wait, the other thing: tedious.

Fry: That a' boy, Seymour. Right here waiting for me as always, just like that huge mushroom in my shower.

Fry: I'm gonna get my puppy back! In your face, grim reaper.
Bender: Crappy, ineffective reaper.

Professor: Initiating dog-brain CAT scan!

Bender: I love you. Not in the way of the Ancient Greeks, but the way a robot loves a human.

Bender: Okay, let's clone us some dog!

Professor: Oh, sure, smash the smart guy's machine.

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