Quotes from Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch

Professor: If anyone needs me I'll be in the angry dome.

Amy: I need to feel my lips pressed against your lipless beak.

Brannigan: Leela, how could you? Our love has had to endure your constant hatred, and now this? Stop testing our love!

Fry: Everyone we invited is here...
Zoidberg: Also Zoidberg.
Fry: So, let's open the gifts!

Amy's mom: Now you a mom, the only surfing you do is under a big wave of responsibility.

Kif: Behold, the sacred ancestral birthing grounds of my family.
Brannigan: Smells like a jock strap.

Bender: Way to go, squishy.

Leela: There goes my DNA. What a disgusting and beautiful process.
Fry: That's birth for you.

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