Leela: Bees communicate by dancing.
Fry: Like my parents! Oh wait, that was hitting.

Leela: Burn on that old crew. The only things they did better than us were suck and die.

Clergyman: It may comfort you to know Fry's death took only fifteen seconds, but the pain was so intense, it seemed to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels.

Bender: Hey, what if Fry wasn't actually dead when we buried him? Y'know, like Julia Roberts.