Quotes from Futurestock

Fry: So, what's the deal? You guys don't believe in robot Jesus?
Robot: We believe he was built, and that he was a very well-programmed robot, but he wasn't our messiah.

Hermes: We can't compete with Mom's. Her company is big and evil, ours is small and neutral.
That guy: Switzerland is small and neutral. We're more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood.

Zoidberg: This company's circling the drain, I tell you. I'd sell my stock right now for a sandwich.
That guy: Sold!
Zoidberg: A complete sandwich? Ha ha ha ha. You got fleeced. I would have settled for a hard roll with ketchup inside.

That guy: I'll handle this Fry. You get back to the farm, shift some paradigms, revolutionize outside the box.

Mom: Don't let the door hit you on the way out. 'Cause I don't want ass-prints on my new door!

Mom: Don't be a fool, you idiot!
Fry: I'll be whatever I want to do.

Zoidberg: Aha! Once again the conservative sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor.

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